I once said I could take Chuck if we were on ice and he didn't know how to skate, but now with Sarge's absence, I think I will take it back and go into hiding for a decade or two, or maybe even three.
Alright, I know who could whoop Chuck. My wife. If Chuck was to be married to my wife, come home one night and sit down and watch a Jazz game while she made dinner, cleaned it up, bathed the kids, folded the laundry and put it away, and then asked for a session, I'm pretty sure he'd be no match for her. Let me tell you, it was ugly.
The only thing that can stop Chuck Norris is if Chuck Norris and a weapon of mass destruction had a baby. And it would still be pretty close. Bum- Bum- Chi
The Tagganator The ultimate weapon of Mass Destruction.
Fastbrass, sometimes you are not too bright, my friend.
You could have folded the laundry while you watched the game, and put it away afterwards. You might be surprised what a difference that would have made. (But just make sure you don't offer to do that, and not follow through. That's even worse.)
Sorry, I was gone because I was telling Jack Bauer what I had done and how I told him that I thought that he could beat up Chuck Norris. Jack was pretty upset with me, although I still told him that I thought that he could beat up Chuck. And in the end, he agreed with me, although that would be one crazy fight.
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